Minotaur - (Greek)-Min-o-tour-noun-a mythical monster with the head of a bull and the body of a man

So the Greek Myth of the Minotaur went kinda like this at first: King Minos(of Crete):Hey yo Poseidon! Posidon:Sup Minos? King Minos:I just became king and I need ya support! Posidon:Sure thing bro,just sacrefice your best cow and ill support you. Minos:[to himself] but I cant kill my favorite white bull,no,I'll just sacrifice a different one,Posidon won't care.

So Minos sacrificed a cow to Posidon,but deceived the god by keeping the prized white bull. So then,Posodon was like: Posidon:WTF man! I told you to sacrifice you most sacred bull,and what? You give me this pice of shit one. Ima f*** you up man!

So Posidon got his nice...or cousin...or sister...well you get my point,he got his relative Aphrodite to make Minos' wife Pasiphaë to fall in love(well duh,thats what Aphrodite does) with the white bull,or Cretean Bull as it was called. So yea,then Pasiphaë got her main man Daedalus,the craftsman to make her a big cow costume and she got it on with the bull(yea creepy). And Posodon was all like: that's what you get beotch!

So yea Minos was all like: dis beast is SO not beast! Lock it up!

So he got that dude who built the cow sute,Daedalus,to build a huge-a** maze underground near Minos' palace in Knossos,where he hid his wife's monster beast child thing. They named it the Minotaur.

And that,is the story of the Minotaur.

SkylarNyx (talk) 03:10, October 31, 2012 (UTC)