This is the Time line of rome
- Remus gets into a bitch fight with his bro and kills him
- Rome is like ***k Emporers its republic time!
- Hannibal from a differant country gets board and decides to start the punic wars.
- Spartacus the gladiator is like come on guys lets rebel
- Julius Caesar is assassinated on the Ides of March by Marcus Brutus after a toxic fart accidenly sends knifes into him. They epicly fail to bring back the republic, but civil war breaks out.
- OMG! Caesar Augustus becomes the Roman Emperor.!
- Much of Rome burns. Real life has it that Emperor Nero watched the city burn while sining "Burn Baby Burn"
- The Colosseum is built so slaves can take a blood bath
- The Hadrian Wall is built in England. To keep out the Divas from Scotland
- Constantine becomes Emperor. Constantine says "WTF we are all pagans ,I know lets be Christian!"
- The end of the Western Roman Empire and the fall of Awsome Rome. The last Roman Emperor Romulus Augustus is defeated by a Goth . This signals the start of the Punk Ages in Europe.